graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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croutoncat:

Once my friend asked her boyfriend “do you like the outdoors?” and he answered “I’m not familiar with their music”

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uglypnis:

i wanna be a cool mom but i don’t want kids

To die would be an awfully big adventure.
 J.M. BarriePeter Pan (via feellng)

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eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

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officialunitedstates:

if I could sit down to dinner with any celebrity, I would pick the L shaped tetris block

officialunitedstates:

honestly I think we all go through the correcting people’s grammar on the internet phase.  luckily mine was only a week long and I spent six months picking up garbage on the freeway as atonement

The Lumineers - Falling

ahandlengthfromhome:

The Lumineers - Untitled Song (Falling)

Drama queen,
Like when you see a fire
You grab the gasoline
Now honey please calm down,
Yes don’t make a scene
They’re asking us to leave now,
I’m calling the police now

Yes he’s a manly man
Cause you’re defending me just like a punching bag
But I can take a punch
If you can take a jab

You catch me when I fall

And dress your wounds with alcohol

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pubertad:

Andy Warhol, Botticelli, 1984

pubertad:

Andy Warhol, Botticelli, 1984

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fridaynotes:

Timothy Hull A Byztantine Nobleman in Exile Composing Verses, 2014 gel pen on paper 57 x 47”

fridaynotes:

Timothy Hull A Byztantine Nobleman in Exile Composing Verses, 2014 
gel pen on paper 57 x 47”

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abjectd:

redtemplo:

micdotcom:

India replaces the Ice Bucket Challenge with the much more sustainable Rice Bucket Challenge 

After seeing the dramatic results from the Ice Bucket Challenge, Indian journalist Manju Latha Kalanidhi was compelled to start something similar, but with an Indian slant. “I felt like doing something more locally tangible. Rice is a staple here,” Kalanidhi told CNN. “We eat it every day, we can store it for months. Why not donate rice to someone who is hungry?”

It’s fairly simpleFollow micdotcom

Go off x1000000

yes

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